7 posts tagged “not a rant”
Fears that apply to me have a [x] next to it.
[x] public speaking
[] staying single forever
[] Rejection
[x] being a parent
[x] giving birth (Honestly, the thought of creating spawn from my DNA is scary in itself.)
[?] being myself in front of others
[] open spaces
[] closed spaces
[x] heights
[] dogs
[] fish
[x] spiders (The legs... so many legs... *Shudder*)
[] flowers or other plants
[] that Scary guy...
[x] being touched
[] fire
[] deep water
[] snakes (As long as I'm at a safe distance, I don't find them scary at all)
[] silk
[] the ocean
[] failure (Am already one. :> OTL)
[] success
[?] thunder/lightning (My relationship with lightning can be instantly summed up by lightning flashing, me going "HOMG MY HEART" and then staring at the window in anticipation for the next one.)
[] frogs/toads
[] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[] rats
[x] jumping from high places
[] snow
[] rain
[] wind
[x] crossing hanging bridges (Ties into my fear of heights quite well)
[] death
[] heaven
[] being robbed
[x] falling
[x] clowns (Street clown incident. Will never look at them the same again.)
[x] dolls (Only the Barbie-type ones. Those eyes... creepy eyes...)
[x] large crowds of people
[] men
[x] women (Not a huge fear, though I do fear them far more than men. Is it bad to be afraid of people of your own gender?)
[] having great responsibilities
[] doctors, including dentists
[] tornadoes
[] hurricanes
[] incurable diseases
[] sharks
[] Friday the 13th
[] ghosts
[] poverty
[] Halloween
[] school
[] trains
[?] odd numbers (I may have this fear, considering that I obsessively keep anything with quantity at an even number)
[] even numbers
[] being alone
[] becoming blind
[] becoming deaf
[] growing up
[?] creepy noises in the night
[] bee stings (Never been stung :D)
[] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[x] needles (Unless it's ME holding the needles... ohohoho)
[] blood
[] dinosaurs
[] the welcome mat
[] high speed
[] throwing up
[] falling in love
[x] super secret (Rather not say)
Final Total: 15 fears, 4... er... Question marks.
Wanted to do this just for the heck of it.
Oh, and in other random news, badges have been made for the french fries.
The inevitable photos would probably come later from Lisa. Maybe.
(And no, this is not a poor attempt at using a "Lisa" tagged post.)
(... More like an intentionally half-assed one.)
For those poor, unfortunate saps people who have never heard of the joy that is Caramelldansen, I show you this:
In an act of sheer brilliance stupidity, I have managed to prove that it is possible to get a papercut. From very blunt cardboard. And it stings.
.. Seriously, how is that even possible?!
Woman: "Well, yesterday, I bought this vest off your husband, but it <Something something. I can't remember the rest.>
Me: "...."
Husband?!
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Let me expand on this.
This morning a middle-aged woman came to the shop asking for a refund for a 'safety vest' thing that she bought. I think she was complaining about the size or something. I nodded silently and gave her the refund.
The ramifications of said statement is going to give me more nightmares than the baby incidents and even IT put together.
I mean... come on!
How old do these idiots think I am, anyway?!
I'd say more about this, but... but... it's just... just... Ugh! Buah! G-g-gha... Eurgh!
I can't even type what the hell I'm feeling here. Squick sums it up quite well.
... Dear God, I can already see the ensuing therapy sessions.
Found it off deviantART, and I wanted to do this because I thought it'd be fun to try out.
Oh, and yes; everything I'm writing in this entry is true.
Must do it only if you currently have a gf/bf. Be honest. No secrets.
1. Are you going out with anyone?
Well, considering that I can do this only if I have one... well, I suppose that'd be a yes, no?
2. How long have you been going out with that person?
Hm... not too sure. It's been a while... A year or two, maybe? Like I said, it's been a while.
3. How did you two end up together?
Actually, my dad introduced me to him. Wasn't exactly love at first sight, but after sticking around with him for a bit I eventually warmed up. Though I admit, I sometimes neglect him. I'm not a very loving person, after all. :(
4. Have you ever gone out with anyone else in your life before that person?
I suppose, yes; a couple years back my family took care of him for a while. I was bored, so I played with him often. Oh, and before my current one my dad introduced me to another potential interest.
It was fun... for a while, I suppose. I remember decorating him with stickers. Eventually I got tired of him because he was so... 'out-dated'. I wonder what happened to him.
5. And the one you've had the longest relationship with?
My current one - I'm actually surprised I've managed to hold on to him for so long.
6. What colour best describes your lover?
Black and Silver definitely goes well on him. I can't imagine him in any other colour.
7. Any interesting memories?
There was that one incident where due to my negligence he almost drowned in water. It's not that I forgot that he and water do not mix well - it's just that... well, he's as subtle as a boot, and very easy to overlook.
8. Do you feel like cheating at all?
Hm... not really. Nothing really has caught my attention so far, and I'm pretty much satisfied with my current relationship, though it would be nice if he had a better memory...
9. Anything you want to say to your current lover?
Thanks for your constant wake-up calls; they may not have been that effective but it's the thought that counts. ^^
Oh, and really, I'm sorry for that water incident. I've learned my lesson, and I would rather not have that incident repeated again. Ever.
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.... Oh, and before anyone who knows me either feels betrayed for me not telling them for so long or wonders if I've finally snapped, I'd like to mention that the point of this meme was to talk about your mobile phones. Lol.
Also, I welcome anyone who sees this to do the same; it's fun to mess with other people's minds! :D
Hehe.. I got to use the word "Sporadic".
Anyway, instead of doing what I should be doing, like my homework, I decided that I should bore you all with my random babbling. Aren't I such a kind person?
Anyway, currently I am watching a new anime series. It's called Moyashimon.
In essence, it's about bacteria that look like this:
Can't wait to get the rest of the episodes. I'm looking forward to it.
Like the title says, I'm not ranting today.
Instead, read what might have happened if protagonists from various stories had cellphones.
I especially found this example funny:
ROMEO:
News from Verona! How now, Balthasar?
Dost thou not bring me letters from the friar?
How doth my lady? Is my father well?
How fares my Juliet? That I ask again,
For nothing can be ill if she be well.
BALTHASAR:
Then she is well, and nothing can be ill.
Her body sleeps in Capel's monument,
And her immortal part with angels lives.
I saw her laid low in her kindred's vault
And presently took post to tell it you.
O, pardon me for bringing these ill news,
Since you did leave it for my office, sir.
ROMEO:
Is it e'en so? Then I defy you, stars!
But soft! What SMS through yonder RAZR breaks?
SMS ON ROMEO'S PHONE:
i'm ok -- poison fake
rofl
cul8r
:-*
For some reason, I can't stop laughing at this.
Perhaps it's the lack of sleep.
