4 posts tagged “entertainment”
To be honest, I've been in said Retail Hell since the first of December, but couldn't be bothered didn't really feel I needed to say much.
However, having worked here in Max! Out (Not a typo) for what can tentatively be considered a week, I can (not-so) happily announce that I will one day look back on this experience and shudder. Or laugh hysterically, depending on my state of mind at that point in time.
General statements I'd like to make:
- As crazy as it may sound, it is not hilarious if you half-jokingly ask for a "100% discount for the Christmas Season". Funnily enough, some people have the same sense of humour as you, and will ask the sales clerk the SAME. BLOODY. THING.
- On the flipside, it is considered rude and downright stupid if you ask, in all seriousness, for a discount. In a freakin' discount store.
- If you break/destroy/pop/ruin an item, common courtesy states that you should tell the sales clerk about it. Depending on how sincere you sound, they may or may not let you off the hook for honesty.
- NO. WE DO NOT SELL BB GUNS.
An expanded version of this post may or may not come, depending on whether or not I can be bothered motivated able to do so.
Hearing music at around midnight isn't really that scary.
... That is, unless the damn music plays without any prompting from you. Every night.
I have a stereo upstairs that inexplicably plays Beethoven's "Fur Elise" every midnight (Alright, so it isn't that unexplainable. The CD inside the stereo features classical music, but you get the point).
I'm quite sure that there is a reasonable explanation for this, and that it has to do with a timer or something. But hell, it is not a pleasant experience to be woken up to hear Fur Elise every midnight.
... I'm scared.
For those poor, unfortunate saps people who have never heard of the joy that is Caramelldansen, I show you this:
Found it off deviantART, and I wanted to do this because I thought it'd be fun to try out.
Oh, and yes; everything I'm writing in this entry is true.
Must do it only if you currently have a gf/bf. Be honest. No secrets.
1. Are you going out with anyone?
Well, considering that I can do this only if I have one... well, I suppose that'd be a yes, no?
2. How long have you been going out with that person?
Hm... not too sure. It's been a while... A year or two, maybe? Like I said, it's been a while.
3. How did you two end up together?
Actually, my dad introduced me to him. Wasn't exactly love at first sight, but after sticking around with him for a bit I eventually warmed up. Though I admit, I sometimes neglect him. I'm not a very loving person, after all. :(
4. Have you ever gone out with anyone else in your life before that person?
I suppose, yes; a couple years back my family took care of him for a while. I was bored, so I played with him often. Oh, and before my current one my dad introduced me to another potential interest.
It was fun... for a while, I suppose. I remember decorating him with stickers. Eventually I got tired of him because he was so... 'out-dated'. I wonder what happened to him.
5. And the one you've had the longest relationship with?
My current one - I'm actually surprised I've managed to hold on to him for so long.
6. What colour best describes your lover?
Black and Silver definitely goes well on him. I can't imagine him in any other colour.
7. Any interesting memories?
There was that one incident where due to my negligence he almost drowned in water. It's not that I forgot that he and water do not mix well - it's just that... well, he's as subtle as a boot, and very easy to overlook.
8. Do you feel like cheating at all?
Hm... not really. Nothing really has caught my attention so far, and I'm pretty much satisfied with my current relationship, though it would be nice if he had a better memory...
9. Anything you want to say to your current lover?
Thanks for your constant wake-up calls; they may not have been that effective but it's the thought that counts. ^^
Oh, and really, I'm sorry for that water incident. I've learned my lesson, and I would rather not have that incident repeated again. Ever.
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.... Oh, and before anyone who knows me either feels betrayed for me not telling them for so long or wonders if I've finally snapped, I'd like to mention that the point of this meme was to talk about your mobile phones. Lol.
Also, I welcome anyone who sees this to do the same; it's fun to mess with other people's minds! :D
